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MamaJunebug	Hilarious article about TomKat in Oz - spot the errors!!		Lead	[-]
Posts: 2873 06/29/09 16:06:18	Tags : None Some wonderful soul on OCMB linked this article from an Oz site. See if you can spot the errors. A BEEFED up James Packer yesterday flew to Melbourne to prepare his personal suite at Crown Plaza for the arrival of Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. The billionaire has offered Cruise and wife Katie Holmes the use of his private suite at the Crown Plaza for the duration of their Australian stay. Photos - Katie's air in her hair Darn nice guy - James offers pad to TomKat Plus- Don't miss Cassi Van Den Dungen's live Daily Telegraph blog The Packers' private jet was at Essendon airport yesterday with a cheerful-looking Packer spotted at Crown Towers. Related Coverage Celebrity ScientologistsAdelaide Now, Packer's pad for TomKatNEWS.com.au, 17 Jun 2009 Packer offers TomKat his luxury suiteNEWS.com.au, 17 Jun 2009 Katie's closed Aussie movie setNEWS.com.au, 16 Jun 2009 Readers' Comments: A suite deal for lucky TomKat - Herald SunHerald Sun, The media-turned-gambling tycoon is understood to be leaving nothing to chance for the Cruise and Holmes visit. The Cruise clan and the Packers are close friends, with a shared interest in Scientology. Crown has increased its security in readiness for the power couple's arrival. Holmes and her daughter Suri were offered the billionaire's top floor Crown Towers home after being unable to find a home large enough and with enough security to accommodate their needs. Holmes is expected to arrive in Australia for the start of her 10 week visit today. The Docklands studio where she will film Don't Be Afraid of the Dark with Australian actor Guy Pearce will be a media-free zone during filming. Husband Tom Cruise is planning to jet to and from the US to spend time with the family. Ok, class, here's the answer key: Error 1. The very idea that any place with Katie and Tom in it would be "a media-free zone." Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Error 2. The problem in finding a home big enough had not to do with accommodating Katie's and Tom's needs, but with accommodating their gigantic egos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Special credit will be given for those who find other errors. I'm hoping an Oz FKian in the know will report that Packer's no longer associated with $cientology, for instance. KEEP KATIE. FREE SURI !!
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Bambi		#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 338 06/29/09 17:35:51	OMG Guy Pearce is in this? I love him, why God why?
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char2008		#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 325 06/29/09 17:52:05	MamaJunebug wrote: Some wonderful soul on OCMB linked this article from an Oz site. See if you can spot the errors. A BEEFED up James Packer yesterday flew to Melbourne to prepare his personal suite at Crown Plaza for the arrival of Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. The billionaire has offered Cruise and wife Katie Holmes the use of his private suite at the Crown Plaza for the duration of their Australian stay. Photos - Katie's air in her hair Darn nice guy - James offers pad to TomKat Plus- Don't miss Cassi Van Den Dungen's live Daily Telegraph blog The Packers' private jet was at Essendon airport yesterday with a cheerful-looking Packer spotted at Crown Towers. Related Coverage Celebrity ScientologistsAdelaide Now, Packer's pad for TomKatNEWS.com.au, 17 Jun 2009 Packer offers TomKat his luxury suiteNEWS.com.au, 17 Jun 2009 Katie's closed Aussie movie setNEWS.com.au, 16 Jun 2009 Readers' Comments: A suite deal for lucky TomKat - Herald SunHerald Sun, The media-turned-gambling tycoon is understood to be leaving nothing to chance for the Cruise and Holmes visit. The Cruise clan and the Packers are close friends, with a shared interest in Scientology. Crown has increased its security in readiness for the power couple's arrival. Holmes and her daughter Suri were offered the billionaire's top floor Crown Towers home after being unable to find a home large enough and with enough security to accommodate their needs. Holmes is expected to arrive in Australia for the start of her 10 week visit today. The Docklands studio where she will film Don't Be Afraid of the Dark with Australian actor Guy Pearce will be a media-free zone during filming. Husband Tom Cruise is planning to jet to and from the US to spend time with the family. Ok, class, here's the answer key: Error 1. The very idea that any place with Katie and Tom in it would be "a media-free zone." Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Error 2. The problem in finding a home big enough had not to do with accommodating Katie's and Tom's needs, but with accommodating their gigantic egos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Special credit will be given for those who find other errors. I'm hoping an Oz FKian in the know will report that Packer's no longer associated with $cientology, for instance. Packer HAS blown the cult. If he is doing this for MTP and KAK he is CRAZY to let a scino that high anywhere near him.
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ruby		#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1116 06/29/09 19:05:31	Uh, as long as I lived in Melbourne, the hotel was Crown Towers, not "Crown Plaza". Maybe I didn't get the memo about the name change?
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Gitsie007		#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 85 06/29/09 19:33:45	She's out of her league--co-staring with Guy Pearce.
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coreyes		#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3210 06/29/09 21:32:30	So true, Gitsie, Guy Pearce is a very good actor. I have spotted an error- A BEEFED up James Packer. I thought he was just an overweight ugly dude. I have told this story a few times here, but it is one of the funniest I think from FreeKatie. A poster here, thinking that all Aussie guys were hot (like Guy Pearce) googled James Packer photos thinking that he would look like... wait for it... JESSIE SPENCER. What a shock that poster got. (can't remember who it was ) Some Aussies- Hot and NOT! Guy Pearce- Jessie Spencer Tinys friend Last Edited By: coreyes 06/30/09 01:34:44. Edited 7 times.
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bubbles		#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1383 06/30/09 00:22:56	Nooooooooooooooooo. My Guy must not be touched by the crazy!!! Okay, breathing now. I know he's a smart man. He deliberately refuses to get on the Hollywood treadmill and live there, preferring to live in Melbourne. He's too smart to be infected. And if he was, I know his wife would 'smack some sense into him.' Guy is a fine actor, so if KAK sucks, it'll show even more. Good to see that, as usual, Suri was dressed for the Australian winter weather.While Sydney might not be a terribly cold place in winter, Melbourne is. Hee hee. Just saw footage of 'the arrival' on the TV news. As Tiny carried Suri down the stairs from the plane he gave a big wave to.......no-one. Our Prime Minister does this when he arrives and departs from the military part of Canberra airport (away from the main terminal). Big wave (supposedly to the public) at the door of the plane, so the media can get the shot. But he's not actually waving to a watching crowd. The only people there are the party seeing him off. An Air Force friend shared this one with me, it cracks them up every time. Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown. L. Ron Hubbard
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chaotic2		#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2620 06/30/09 00:27:31	James Packer had to fly to Melbourne to personally oversee the preparation of Tom and Katie's accommodation? Give me a freakin' break!!! What? Did he need to check whether the beds were properly made? I reckon he's got enough on his plate with dealing with the ramifications of risky business decisions, to be worried about whether the accomodation given to Tommykins and the bot is suitably luxurious. "Scientology is evil; its techniques are evil; its practice is a serious threat to the community, medically, morally, and socially; and its adherents are sadly deluded and often mentally ill... (Scientology is) the world's largest organization of unqualified persons engaged in the practice of dangerous techniques which masquerade as mental therapy." Justice Anderson, Supreme Court of Victoria, Australia
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demorie1		#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 131 06/30/09 01:56:38	Power couple?
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gillie		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 44 06/30/09 02:12:14	"Bubbles", there is footage of this ahem arrival here (sorry, don't know how to embed???) Have had a huge giggle at Tommygurl waving to nobody as the door of the hanger closes. LMFO ... what a tool! And yes, it was blowing a gale and raining here in Melbourne this afternoon (middle of winter here in the southern hemisphere) and the child is barefoot. Yes, what exemplarary parents those 2 are!
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vampvoneldritch		#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 64 06/30/09 02:14:54	These people make me sick. They showed the 'arrival' of the "power couple" to the Crown Towers on the news tonight. No sight of the couple (thank goodness) but showed the hotel people unloading 4 cars full of luggage. How can anyone carry around that much stuff but still look like shit when she goes out and gets photographed?? Apparently no fans were waiting to see the couple...teeheee...
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bubbles		#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1383 06/30/09 02:45:23	Hey, it takes a lot of effort to look that bad! Not just anyone can achieve her level of greatness. Who else do you know who can consistently get it so wrong and consistently look so bad, every time? Who else do you know who can spend so much money on achieving mediocrity? Any other human being would accidently achieve a good look occasionally, but not our Katie. That's an effort worth celebrating. She's truly in a league of her own there. Give credit where credit is due and honour her achievements! Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown. L. Ron Hubbard Last Edited By: bubbles 06/30/09 02:49:11. Edited 1 time.
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chaotic2	Bwah, hah, hah	#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2620 06/30/09 04:27:04	I am SO glad to see that "reporter" getting rained on. Serves her bloody right for trying to make a story where there is none. Seriously, who gives a shit about their arrival. Notice that it was channel 9 that reported it - ie, the Packer station. "Scientology is evil; its techniques are evil; its practice is a serious threat to the community, medically, morally, and socially; and its adherents are sadly deluded and often mentally ill... (Scientology is) the world's largest organization of unqualified persons engaged in the practice of dangerous techniques which masquerade as mental therapy." Justice Anderson, Supreme Court of Victoria, Australia
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Flipsnippy		#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 112 06/30/09 04:45:24	bubbles wrote: Damn these two really do look alike. I seriously thought that was KAK rather than Tiny. That video gillie links to is completely nuts!
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statkika06		#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3381 06/30/09 05:14:42	Flipsnippy wrote: bubbles wrote: Damn these two really do look alike. I seriously thought that was KAK rather than Tiny. That video gillie links to is completely nuts! I knew it was Tiny, b/c Suri is almost as big as he is now. Frame of reference "And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold" -All Star by Smash Mouth
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chaotic2	From Defamer - just the right amount of sarcasm	#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2620 06/30/09 06:32:28	http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/06/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-have-arrived-in-australia/ Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Have Arrived In Australia! By Jess McGuire on June 30, 2009 at 3:30 PM Wahey! Famous and totally in love couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally arrived in Australia, and the Herald Sun has the photos of their backs to prove it! And check out this amazing report, it almost feels as though you're going on a road trip with TomKat! A slow, tediously detailed road trip! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes flew into Essendon Airport today and have now arrived at their private suite at Crown. The family's jet landed at Essendon airport just before noon. It was boarded by Customs officials, who were on the aircraft for around 10 minutes. The plane was then led into an executive hangar, where the star couple disembarked. Cruise, wearing trademark aviator sunglasses, walked off the plane with three-year-old daughter Suri in his arms. The family left the airport in a white Audi 4WD, with a sedan travelling in front. After taking the Citylink tollway, they arrived at Crown, where they drove into an underground car park at a VIP entrance. And I for one welcome our new Scientology overlords. "Scientology is evil; its techniques are evil; its practice is a serious threat to the community, medically, morally, and socially; and its adherents are sadly deluded and often mentally ill... (Scientology is) the world's largest organization of unqualified persons engaged in the practice of dangerous techniques which masquerade as mental therapy." Justice Anderson, Supreme Court of Victoria, Australia
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Hippo		#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3932 06/30/09 07:31:06	Does anyone know how large Katie's part is in this film? I have been assuming that she is the female lead, but it would be funny if she has a supporting or even a featured role. Remember when we were speculating about Katie being in a stage version of "Finding Neverland?" It turns out that she would not have been playing the Kate Winslet role, but rather the role of Barrie's wife, which was quite small in the film. Perhaps that was just idle gossip. Katie does not have the chops to be the lead in ANY film.
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Fusili Jerri		#17	[url]	[-]
Posts: 141 06/30/09 07:45:33	Holmes and her daughter Suri were offered the billionaire's top floor Crown Towers home after being unable to find a home large enough and with enough security to accommodate their needs. *"Holmes and her daughter Suri"* - that's very odd phrasing, don't you think? Is the reporter subconsciously hinting that the golden child is not MTP's?
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Hippo		#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3932 06/30/09 09:08:10	I just left a snarky reply on Defamer. Apparently you don't have to audition to comment on the Australian site.
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MissPixieStix		#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 973 06/30/09 09:48:35	coreyes thank you so much for the Jesse Spencer photo surprise tucked inside this thread! It made my day.
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bubbles		#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1383 06/30/09 12:17:51	What annoyed me even more about Nine's coverage was they actually did the full 'film the car going from the airport to the hotel' thing, showing footage as it drove along the freeway. Who the f$%^ cares? They actually had a lead car in front of the Audi (presumably with security goons) to clear their way. This is Australia, not L.A. At the time of day they arrived, on a work day, they would not have been fighting their way through traffic and the great unwashed. Who do these people think they are? I read somewhere that they were to be accompanied by Lee Ann, two nannies and security detail. If that's the case, Lee Ann is obviously there to supervise KAK between Tiny's visits. How can anyone live like that? Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown. L. Ron Hubbard
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