Young Junebugs, please study Miss Holmes to remind yourself of what Mama is always telling you:

Money cannot buy

good sense

good taste

and apparently, it also cannot buy you jeans that fit.

Let's review. Girlfriend's got fat legs for her size. What is the logical thing to wear on her feet?

A) wedges with open heels

B) boots that go underneath the jeans

C) casual sandals

D) ankle boots with a zipper that can't be fastened up because of the outsize legs.

True or False: Sagging one's pants is more attractive on a tall, skinny woman than it is on a dorky teen boy.

Essay question: Tell me where mah boo Checkers has gotten to. I'm beginning to fear for him. Enough with Connor's Bro, already!

(Sorry, that last one just came outta nowhere.)image




image

"Go to Guns!"

What's that, Tom?
Violence against who? Psychiatrists?
That's not good!