Awesome first night recap PS! We all settled in to watch it and judge the contestants ourselves. I had to teach a class last night so I missed all but the last 10 minutes of last night's show, so I am anxiously awaiting your masterpiece.

I understand Jason Castro's little bro tries out and gets a golden ticket!

ETA: I see GR already posted this---obviously I need to pay more attention.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Alive! It's alive! It's alive!"
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
"I'm an experienced woman. I've been around...Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been...nearby."