Okay, I've seen bits and pieces of the different Idol shows, because I teach on Wednesday nights.
I thought I would share a funny (well my family thought it was.)

I thought this guy was calling himself "Warm 'n Gentle" like some kind of disco hip hop kind of guy.

Imagine my surprise when I found out he was calling himself "Norman Gentle!"

I like my version better. image

He is a total doofus, but he can sing.

Edited to add: Hooray! Bikini Bitch is gone, gone, gone...

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Alive! It's alive! It's alive!"
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
"I'm an experienced woman. I've been around...Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been...nearby."