And this is Adam Fucking Glambert with the Goth, a highly accentuated male package and a snappy hairpiece a la Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair:

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I declare Adam a lock on the final two with Danny Has a Dead Wife Gokey as the Surprise Boot a few rounds earlier.

Miss Pixie, there is nothing not to like about Kris Allen. He may very well be the perfect contender for viewers like me who find the others a little too polarizing. But -- and this is only my very humble opinion -- you have just majorly insulted Kelly Clarkson by favorably comparing that little red-headed troll to her. Kelly cleans up well; Trollison looks like she was beaten with an entire rainforest's worth of ugly sticks. Okay, I exaggerate. But just a little. image