Foot, meet bullet.

Excuse me while I alter her Twitter post for a better translation:

I have to get you all info on KIRSTIE ALLEY. she is this lousy ACTRESS who would literally give SCIENTOLOGY both hemispheres of her brain should the cult demand that she surrender them unconditionally.

AND MANDATE that as a lowly wog (read: non-Scientologist), YOU MUST follow her lead even if she doesn't know what da fook she's saying. THIS is STUPIDITY at its finest. More on this soon my fellow humans.

I am organizing a MILLION MADLIBS MARATHON to publicly mock this dumb BITCH. She just keeps rearing her head (or is that her butter-filled ass? Sorry, can't tell). BACKED 100% by FREE KATIANS. CREATIVE MADLIBBERS UNITE!!

D-LIST CELEBRITIES LACKING AN EDUCATION OR COMMON SENSE are being manipulated into believing that they possess great minds despite the tell-tale signs of intellectual regression (as evidenced by their spewed nonsense). HELLO Flowers for Algernon.. I will keep you informed. It is brutal!

Alley's goal is to grab the attention of GULLIBLE PEOPLE who have nothing better to do than read her inane Twitter page. If they fit the bill, it means more DIMWITS in the gene pool and Kirstie will celebrate her 'win' by stuffing her gut with TWINKIES and CHEESECAKE.


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