Thinking ahead, I would love for him to end up with Noah Cyrus (when she's of age, of course).  To work his way down from smart, classy ladies like Mimi and Nicole to the ultimate in white trash.  Too funny.

"Scientology is evil; its techniques are evil; its practice is a serious threat to the community, medically, morally, and socially; and its adherents are sadly deluded and often mentally ill... (Scientology is) the world's largest organization of unqualified persons engaged in the practice of dangerous techniques which masquerade as mental therapy."

Justice Anderson, Supreme Court of Victoria, Australia