That first (ahem) outfit has got to be a Hurl & Yack jumpsuit.  It's just stupid enough, and hideous enough, to be.  

As far as the second one . . . dear Slutty, you are no Helena Bonham Carter.  Please don't try.

They're idiots, which I don't necessarily find offensive. But I do find it offensive that they think I'm an idiot and would believe what they're saying.
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