I'm betting that this article will make Slutty look like a sweet little saint.  (Poor little Katie stayed with bad old alcoholic Chris for as long as she could, tried to help him, put him first, blah, blah, blah).  No way is Kneepads going to jeopardize the wrath of Tiny (and the potential loss of his checks) by letting Chris Klein badmouth his beard and state the obvious (i.e., she's an ambitious no talent golddigger who dropped him and/or anyone else like a hot potato when the Cruiser came a-callin'). 

They're idiots, which I don't necessarily find offensive. But I do find it offensive that they think I'm an idiot and would believe what they're saying.
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