The only thing I absolutely sure of is that NJR and Slutty did not meet the traditional way, begin a traditional dating relationship, fall madly in love and conceive Veruca out of this torrid affair.  Other than that, anything seems possible.  

For some entertainment, go to Kneepads' website and read the comments for this article.  On Friday, there were something like 19 pages.  Many of the comments are about CK's "daughter", Veruca.  It seems many people believe CK is the father.

They're idiots, which I don't necessarily find offensive. But I do find it offensive that they think I'm an idiot and would believe what they're saying.
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