Leggy lady: Katie was dressed for the warmer Southern weather parading her muscular legs in a pair of suede hot pants paired with a denim shirt and her favourite beige booties

This bitch is fucking insane.

You only wear boots with shorts if you're Daisy Duke or a member of the Village People.  And neither DD nor a card carrying member of the Village People would wear suede bloomers with stinky suede booties.  Maybe Slutty's name should be changed to Stinky?

As far as the shirt goes, maybe Slutty is auditioning for Tool Time?  Or a Home Depot commercial? 

And because it can't be said enough  . . . Bitch is fucking insane.

They're idiots, which I don't necessarily find offensive. But I do find it offensive that they think I'm an idiot and would believe what they're saying.
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