1. I don't think KAK's legs are that bad. As someone wrote above, they're not toothpicks, like those of so many stars.

2. A lifetime ago when my legs were young, I'd've bought a pair of shorts like that - love the scalloped hems - but NOT in suede! Double-you-tee-eff!

3. I was beginning to think Suri was in fact a 30-year-old little person in TK's employ and in need of an upper-lip wax -- then I read about the lipstick and figured it's not a real moustache, it's a lipstick smear. LOL

4. Suede booties. In Nawlins. In April. Hey, Katie? Do you wish now that you'd paid more attention to acting classes, rather than just sign contracts to earn money by wearing some designer's footwear, and by bearding NJR? Do ya? Huh?? I bet you do.