Read a wild conspiracy theory yesterday that Elizabeth I was not Elizabeth Tudor, that she died as a tween, and was replaced by an imposter in drag. The theorists say that it's why she never married and that a few of her closest courtiers (Cecil, Kat Ashley, Blanche Parry) knew and it's why Cecil in particular seemed nonplussed about her refusal to marry. WILD! There's talk about opening the grave where she's buried with Mary Tudor and checking that both skeletons are female.

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