I don't think she's sincerely claiming she's studying for a film role of any kind. Who the hell would cast her? Come on. I just think it was her feeble stab at humor.

Which doesn't mean that she's isn't not a totally pathetic mess the rest of the time. (Wait - how many negatives were in that sentence? You know what I mean!) The crotch flashing and head shaving were entertaining in their own way, but the Britney Hindenburg has just gotten plain depressing now. She can't even dress herself, she looks a mess, she wanders around with friends who don't even seem to care enough to yank her dress up to cover her nipples, she has kids she hauls around like footballs...and on and on. Who knew she'd be worse off after Federline?