"wtf was she thinking?"

Apparently, "Since I can't hang a 'Please Humiliate Me Each & Every Day for the Next 20 Years of My Life' sign around his neck, I'll do the next worst thing."

Dear Liz:

I'm just writing to congratulate you on your new title. I hope you get as much mileage from it as I did!

Take care,

Dina Lohan
The Second-Worst Mom in Hollywood