Interesting how that ALLURE cover is touting "bombshell hair" and there's Brit-Brit with a cheap looking wig....

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Alive! It's alive! It's alive!"
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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