I'M WATCHING THE CMA'S RIGHT NOW. THEY JUST GAVE AN AWARD FOR MALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR. KEITH URBAN DID NOT WIN. BY THE WAY KEITH GAVE AN AMAAZZING PERFORMANCE TONIGHT. HE'S UP FOR ONE MORE AWARD FOR ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR. LET'S HOPE DARTH TINY DOESN'T GIVE KEITH THE ACADEMY AWARD CURSE. JAMIE FOXX AND RASCAL FLATS JUST DID A DUET. THAT WAS REALLY REALLY PAINFUL. MORE PAINFUL THAN KELLIE PICKLER STUFFING HER CANNONS INTO THAT ILL FITTED DRESS.

SO THERE WAS NICOLE LOOKING VERY PASTY WHITE. WITH ALL THE WHITE IN THAT ROOM SHE STANDS OUT AS THE WHITEST.

UH-OH! I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE DARTH TINY CURSE. KEITH JUST LOST TO KENNY CHESNEY.image