Very true, Tabbie. I don't particularly give a rats ass about the royal family either, but no-one is ever going to meet with the standards required by the press and the british Royal family, unless they find some previously unnoticed, guaranteed virgin with supermodel looks and figure minor princess, and no doubt even then they'll try and come up with something snarky.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal (but then it gets boring so I go back to being me)  Ylsuper