I think this is why I see so few movies. I'm not even renting many, these days. My bug-sized brain doesn't quite understand how some people can be given so incredibly much for doing, really, so little, but I know it has something to do with the $10 bill I fork over to watch one of those people on a big screen.

Sure, it's all related - every time I purchase anything, I'm helping line the pockets of somebody who has way too much already, but I can't figure out how Charmin = scandalously wealthy lifestyles. Cinema tickets -- that, I do get, so their films get as little of my support as possible.

So there, AngieJo.