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OT: JENNA'S STORY
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 jakesmom1 |
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Posts: 2864 08/15/07 13:17:30 |
Last Edited By: jakesmom1 08/15/07 13:27:45.
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Posts: 2864 08/15/07 13:33:38 |
FOR THOSE WHOM I'VE OFFENDED, MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. I COULDN'T HOLD BACK. BUT SERIOUSLY, MATTEL'S IN DEEP DOOKEY. |
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Posts: 1515 08/15/07 13:39:08 |
That kid looks like he's 6 months old already! Must be a Scieno thing.
Actually he DOES look like a Thetan, for some reason. I will go to hell for that one, I know. |
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Jen4 |
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Posts: 1118 08/15/07 13:43:57 |
Jenna Elfman had a kid? I didn't even know she was preggers.
"Saying you have too many children is like saying there are
too many flowers." Michelle Duggar, pregnant Arkansas mother of
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jakesmom1 |
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Posts: 2864 08/15/07 13:47:02 |
Jen4 wrote: YEAH, LEAH REMINI'S SLIPPING. SHE FORGOT TO TELL US HOW BEAUTIFUL AND WHAT A NORMAL BABY STORY IS. |
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chaotic2 |
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Posts: 2620 08/15/07 13:50:53 |
He looks like he's just realised what a STUPID name he's been lumbered with and wants to punch somebody's lights out.
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KidLawless77 |
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Posts: 9095 08/15/07 14:29:04 |
chaotic2 wrote:
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posterchilde |
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Posts: 1515 08/15/07 14:35:21 |
Those booties might have been crocheted by Sea Org inmates.
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Posts: 30 08/15/07 15:28:09 |
When did she have her baby? I thought he was a newborn and that baby doesn't look a newborn.
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KidLawless77 |
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Posts: 9095 08/15/07 15:42:38 |
He does look older than a newborn.
I heard on E! that Jenna reveals in the interview she had a C-Section but asked all in the operating room (including the docs) to be as quite as possible in order to comply with CO$'s stance on a 'silent birth'.
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madame duran |
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Posts: 3512 08/15/07 17:04:52 |
Story looks like a little old man! Hey, Mini-Me!!
 Pity that
he's burdened with such a dumb name and ugly footwear.**sigh**
**adds Story's name to list of Scieno babies to rescue** Earth to Jenna (and all expectant Scieno moms): babies can hear sounds while in the womb. No point in a "silent" birth if you spent the past 9 months talking or reacting emotionally to something. |
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whitby98 |
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Posts: 2674 08/15/07 18:19:24 |
That's one creepy lookin' kid.
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laughinginterror |
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Posts: 177 08/15/07 18:21:31 |
Wow. Story looks PISSED!
It's like he's saying "Of all the families in the world I could have been born to, I had to pick the wierdos that would name me after the chick in 'Lady in the Water!'" Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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KidLawless77 |
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Posts: 9095 08/15/07 18:55:54 |
Apparently, Jenna claims that she and her hubby 'like' the word 'story' hence the name. Er, okay. . . Also, what it is about CO$ that results
in freaky-looking kids?
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princesspeach |
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Posts: 9673 08/15/07 20:42:26 |
Story looks like a newborn to me. Unless they're Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, most newborns look exacly like little, old, no-neck aliens.
Today's Deep
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A day without sunshine is like night. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 
Kitsch In Sink. |
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nanuq |
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Posts: 3564 08/15/07 20:43:05 |
What are Story's crimes? Has he raped a baby?
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Posts: 2620 08/16/07 01:47:40 |
KidLawless77 wrote: I've always liked the word 'phenomenon' but I wouldn't call my kid that. |
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Posts: 3210 08/16/07 01:56:21 |
my son looked almost exactly like this when he was born. Little old mans face.
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princesspeach |
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Posts: 9673 08/16/07 10:21:13 |
Yep. In fact:
Here's my boy at 2-1/2 weeks old: 
Today's Deep
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A day without sunshine is like night. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Kitsch In Sink. |
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princesspeach |
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Posts: 9673 08/16/07 10:24:15 |
chaotic2 wrote: Oh, but don't worry -- someone will certainly choose it for their kid!!
Today's Deep
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A day without sunshine is like night. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Kitsch In Sink. |
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warpedfactor9 |
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Posts: 268 08/16/07 10:34:51 |
I'm sorry, but Jenna had one ugly ass kid. Just my opinion though.
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