Just had to share:

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 19th!!!

Tom Cruise decides he just can't take another day of Katie being taller than him. - Anony235
Runner-up:
Breaking in Janet Reno's shoes sucked, but for Steve, it paid the bills. - Ang
Thanks D

"I was a shoulder for her to cry on when she broke up with Tom." (As in former husband Cruise) "I supported her a lot. You know she couldn't cry on his shoulder unless he stood on, well, a small stepladder, could she really? And I mean that in a very very nice way. I do."

-Dame Edna

(Barry Humphries)