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It's a Christmas event but the Scienos come dressed up like it's Halloween. Go figure.

Funny quote from the comments on DListed: "That child looks EXACTLY like the monkey on his shoes." Seriously...does that kid have a Cro-Magnon browline forming there? Could it be a future unibrow? Anyway, he doesn't look too pleased with the camera.

It just dawned on me why the Elfman kid is named, "Story" (at least one possible reason). It's the name of the fairy tale character from "Lady In The Water". In the movie, Story came from another world that used to be connected with our own (for some reason, "we" stopped listening to the Narfs who gave us inspiration and settled into our unhappy existence). She was sent on a mission to re-establish that special tie and "awaken" human beings to their true selves. Story entered our world at great peril because she was being hunted down by some nasty creatures called Scrunts. I know this might be a bit of a stretch but....I'm wondering if Jenna Elfman views her son as a symbolic representation of "Story" within a Scieno context. In other words, the Narfs would be Scientologists who possess the "tools" to teach and inspire); non-Scienos--aka "wogs"--would be the hard-headed humans who are "out of touch"; Story would be the "special messenger" to rescue us from our pitiful state and awaken us to our special gifts (read: OT abilities); the Scrunts are the despicable psychiatrists and other Merchants of Chaos that try to prevent people from getting in contact with the "truth" of Scientology. Maybe Jenna's secret ambition is to have her son become the "special messenger" to rescue humanity from its future demise with Hubbard's glorious Tech (gack! ). Of course, I'm assuming that the Elfmans had put a lot of thought into the name they chose for their child. Perhaps they did pull the name out of the blue and gave no thought to how it would impact their child's life later on. So cruel.