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Posts: 800 01/09/08 09:21:31	Tags : None Tom Cruise is a Lifesaver Wed, 09 January 2008 at 11:30 am Tom Cruise is a real-life hero, reports InTouch. On December 30, Tom was driving his Hummer near his home in Telluride, Colorado, with his wife, Katie Holmes, and his three children, Isabella, 15, Connor, 13, and Suri, 21 months. Tom, 45, saw a woman who was stranded when her vehicle ran off the road. An onlooker says, "The police were waiting with the woman for a tow truck and all of a sudden, a Hummer pulled up and it was Tom Cruise!" He and his bodyguard helped push the woman's car out of the snow. The famous family had spent the holiday week frolicking in the snow. "We ski. We have big dinners and laugh," Katie says. "We love cooking. Tom's really good in the kitchen. He makes great pasta carbonara and lemon pasta." Tom and Katie, 29, wished the woman a happy New Year as they drove away. From JustJared.com Good God, how many of these stupid "saving" stories are they going to release?
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Nevanna		#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 961 01/09/08 09:32:53	Geee...here's a big surprise... So, somehow, TommyGurrrl was able to help push the vehicle out of the snow when no one else who was already there could? Nice detail about what kind of car the Cruisazies were driving. (As it was clearly critical to the story.) Had to drop in that bit to emphasize how much cashola they have.
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gigglemuncher		#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1909 01/09/08 09:40:00	Okay, these things are starting to get like MadLibs. I was (verb)ing down (random highway, trail, etc). My (noun) blew up. I thought all hope was lost. I had no (noun) and I was so scared! When all of the sudden Tom Cruise, (current beard), and (miracle child) showed up! They had a (lifesaving device) and some Scientology (noun). I was (adjective)! He (verb)ed me and now I'm (verb)ed! Tom said that he just happened to be (verb)ing by because he had been busy frolicking in the (noun) with (proper noun). (Beard) said that Tom makes good (noun). He adds extra (noun). His (noun) is amaazing. (Beard) said it was (adjective) that Tom helps so many people! Tom's so good at (verb). Stranded (noun) said, "Thanks be to Tom for saving me from (noun) when I (verb)ed! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seriously, . Maybe PK has taken his PR back over.
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gigglemuncher		#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1909 01/09/08 09:41:47	Nevanna wrote: Nice detail about what kind of car the Cruisazies were driving. (As it was clearly critical to the story.) Had to drop in that bit to emphasize how much cashola they have. Well, you know only the biggest and best will do for the CTC!
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PoppyCorn		#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 266 01/09/08 09:56:18	Except for the fact that the police had already arrived and the situation was under control. But NOO! Tiny has to get out of his car and get involved. Then tell everyone about it. He never stops playing a role.
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RunawayKate		#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1246 01/09/08 09:59:31	Yeah the fact that police were already at the scene & he still swooped in to save the day is just laughable. Hey, Cruise PR team-- next time switch it up a little & have Suri the Wonder Tot initiate the rescue efforts.
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maum		#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4181 01/09/08 10:02:55	And he cooks as well. I thought the kids were with Nicole?
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madame duran		#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3497 01/09/08 10:17:48	gigglemuncher wrote: Okay, these things are starting to get like MadLibs. I was (verb)ing down (random highway, trail, etc). My (noun) blew up. I thought all hope was lost. I had no (noun) and I was so scared! When all of the sudden Tom Cruise, (current beard), and (miracle child) showed up! They had a (lifesaving device) and some Scientology (noun). I was (adjective)! He (verb)ed me and now I'm (verb)ed! Tom said that he just happened to be (verb)ing by because he had been busy frolicking in the (noun) with (proper noun). (Beard) said that Tom makes good (noun). He adds extra (noun). His (noun) is amaazing. (Beard) said it was (adjective) that Tom helps so many people! Tom's so good at (verb). Stranded (noun) said, "Thanks be to Tom for saving me from (noun) when I (verb)ed! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! Xenius!! This will keep me laughing FOR DAYS!!! And sorry to hear about your noun blowing up. I bet that really hurt. Oh, I can't resist.... I was skipping down Happy Rainbow Trail. My eyeball blew up. I thought all hope was lost. I had no replacement and I was so scared! When all of the sudden Tom Cruise, Will Smith, and baby William Mapother II showed up! They had a defribrillator and some Scientology e-meter. I wasflabbergasted! He zapped me and now I'm healed! Tom said that he just happened to be jumping by because he had been busy frolicking in the bathhouse with Will. Will said that Tom makes good sucks. He adds extra "sauce". Histongue is amaazing. Will said it was fabulous that Tom helps so many people! Tom's so good at f***ing. Stranded tourist (me) said, "Thanks be to Tom for saving me from blindness when I exploded!
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princesspeach		#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 9665 01/09/08 11:07:18	Nevanna wrote: Geee...here's a big surprise... So, somehow, TommyGurrrl was able to help push the vehicle out of the snow when no one else who was already there could? Nice detail about what kind of car the Cruisazies were driving. (As it was clearly critical to the story.) Had to drop in that bit to emphasize how much cashola they have. And the size of their carbon footprint. Of course he has a big Hummer. Can you say "overcompensating"? Notice how the freakin' police were there, but they needed Tommy and his supah-powahs to save the day??? Today's Deep Thoughts A day without sunshine is like night. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Kitsch In Sink.
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Hippo		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3932 01/09/08 11:23:49	This is just Pat Kingsley doing her same-old, same-old. How many people has he saved now? There was a crowd crushing incident in London, then there was a boat mishap somewhere in the Mediterranean, then there was a car accident in Los Angeles, is this four super-hero savings, or are there others? Didn't we find out somewhere--maybe from Hollywood Insider--that all these things are PR with NO TRUTH TO THEM WHATSOEVER? Completely fabricated to promote PR, but now blowing up in their faces due to the laughability factor.
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whitby98		#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2673 01/09/08 11:27:50	madame duran wrote: gigglemuncher wrote: Okay, these things are starting to get like MadLibs. I was (verb)ing down (random highway, trail, etc). My (noun) blew up. I thought all hope was lost. I had no (noun) and I was so scared! When all of the sudden Tom Cruise, (current beard), and (miracle child) showed up! They had a (lifesaving device) and some Scientology (noun). I was (adjective)! He (verb)ed me and now I'm (verb)ed! Tom said that he just happened to be (verb)ing by because he had been busy frolicking in the (noun) with (proper noun). (Beard) said that Tom makes good (noun). He adds extra (noun). His (noun) is amaazing. (Beard) said it was (adjective) that Tom helps so many people! Tom's so good at (verb). Stranded (noun) said, "Thanks be to Tom for saving me from (noun) when I (verb)ed! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! Xenius!! This will keep me laughing FOR DAYS!!! And sorry to hear about your noun blowing up. I bet that really hurt. Oh, I can't resist.... I was skipping down Happy Rainbow Trail. My eyeball blew up. I thought all hope was lost. I had no replacement and I was so scared! When all of the sudden Tom Cruise, Will Smith, and baby William Mapother II showed up! They had a defribrillator and some Scientology e-meter. I wasflabbergasted! He zapped me and now I'm healed! Tom said that he just happened to be jumping by because he had been busy frolicking in the bathhouse with Will. Will said that Tom makes good sucks. He adds extra "sauce". Histongue is amaazing. Will said it was fabulous that Tom helps so many people! Tom's so good at f***ing. Stranded tourist (me) said, "Thanks be to Tom for saving me from blindness when I exploded! LMAO!!!! You two made my day!!!!!!!!! This is such a load of BS, another Morton pre-emptive strike. Tom, you're getting way too predictable. And I find it incredibly hard to believe that if the cops can't help this woman, the tiny dwarf can.
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Callmecrazy		#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 825 01/09/08 11:28:36	I love Mad Libs!! Great thinking, Gigglemuncher! (And I love Madame's version too). I wish I was half as witty as most of the Freekatians are! On another note, just a visual of Tiny jumping out of his Hummer was enough to make me laugh... He must look extra super-tiny in that. I wonder if his bodyguard/handler has to carry a step stool.
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ScarletGirl		#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2633 01/09/08 11:31:53	Pat Kingsley admitted they were not true a while back. It's in the book "Dish:" "In August, Cruise made headlines for saving the lives of a French family whose yacht exploded off the Isle of Capri. Articles and TV segments around the world applauded the actor's bravery: "No Mission Impossible" declared one newspaper. "Tom Terrific," proclaimed People magazine. The only problem was--it never happened. While there was an accident, neither Cruise nor anyone on his yacht participated in the rescue in any way, according to a spokesman for the coast guard in Capri, which rescued the family and brought it to safety on the yacht on which the star was sailing. Cruise, according to the coast guard spokesman, never lifted a finger in the actual rescue. the star did, however, visit the victims in the hospital. When questioned about the story, Pat Kingsley at first praised Cruise's heroics and courage. "If I'm ever in danger I hope Tom Cruise is around!" When pressed for a specific description of Cruise's heroism, however, she got vague. And when presented with the coast guard's official version of events, Kingsley backed off. "The press made up the story!" she declared angrily. "They got it wrong!" And then she added triumphantly: "They always do."
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mousekabob		#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 442 01/09/08 12:00:39	Uhm, Tom didn't help anybody, his bodygaurd did, if the story is true.
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maum		#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4181 01/09/08 12:00:58	Great comment from JustJared.... Of course, Tommy had to swoop in and save the day. So very predictable. I'm surprised the story didn't have the woman's car dangling of a cliff with Tom climbing over the frightened police to pull the woman to safety ala MI:2. Tee hee. ETA could this be Zozo on Prozac? He saved many people and he's even so kind to Jann Carl's mom who was almost crushed by the crowd to see him. Even Tom tells paparazzis not to hurt themselves just to get their story or get pics of him. I have many favorites but the latest one I love is helping the stranded couple at the freeway during the Beckham soccer game and also a baby and a mom when the paparazzis almost crushed them and didnt bother helping them. She told Tom he is the nicest guy she's met and how does he handle the craziness around him. The bodyguards made sure the mom and baby were fine. Saw all this thanks to Inside Edition. E(again)TA I like JJ posters, they seem to be a bit more intelligent than the average, look at the comment below- right on! Didn't this story come out this time last christmas as well? And just why does this make him a hero and who's life did he save? he supposedly came upon a woman waiting with the POLICE already! They were waiting for the da*n tow truck. Get real! He planted this story just like he did last year. Even if it is true, it hardly makes him a life saver. Let me see if I can get a little perspective here: Don Cheadle was just hailed as an Humanitarian who strives for Darfur, George Clooney was hailed for his work in Darfur, Brad Pitt was hailed for his work in NOLA, Denzel Washingto hailed for his work with Iraqi war veterans and their families, Sean Penn also helps out in NOLA, Jolie is a UNHCR Embassedor, Oprah has her school in Africa, Bill and Melinda Gates are striving for a cure for AIDS, Matt Damon is planning and developing irrigation systems throughout Africa. And this guy…this guy pulls over and with the help of his bodyguard helps a woman - ALREADY accompanied by a police officer and waiting for a tow truck - push her car out of the snow. WOW WHAT A HERO!!!! YOU'RE RIGHT HE IS A LIFE SAVER!!!! Last Edited By: maum 01/09/08 12:07:38. Edited 2 times.
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Craptaculous.survivorsucks		#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1453 01/09/08 12:07:58	He's like some superhero...he just happens to be on the scene of all these mishaps and tragedies!
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NotQuiteDeadYet		#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 603 01/09/08 12:09:45	he needs to hire better writers, seriously
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maum		#17	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4181 01/09/08 12:09:46	WTF is that you I just quoted????
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skeptik		#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 277 01/09/08 12:25:44	(1) I doubt seriously that the police would allow a citizen to interfere and tow the car out to safety - the cops wouldn't want the liability either to the rescuer or to the person being rescued if something went wrong (2) I am just reminded of the time that Tiny couldn't start the fancy car he borrowed when Katie was in the passenger seat giggling at him - hard to believe that he could then man-handle a hummer enough to tow someone
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maum		#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 4181 01/09/08 12:30:53	skeptik, KAK wasn't giggling at him, if I remember correctly she actually looked like she was sh*****g herself.
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psychoticstate		#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3960 01/09/08 12:49:49	These "Tom is a hero!" stories are ridiculous. Even if this story was true, exactly how is what he did heroic? Enough already. These stories are getting like Liberace, complete with his glitter, rhinestones and feathers, denying he was gay - - absolutely and totally unbelievable. On December 30, Tom was driving his Hummer near his home in Telluride, Colorado, with his wife, Katie Holmes, and his three children, Isabella, 15, Connor, 13, and Suri, 21 months. His three children??? **************** They're idiots, which I don't necessarily find offensive. But I do find it offensive that they think I'm an idiot and would believe what they're saying. **************** www.psychoticstate.blogspot.com
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