Stick to Couch Jumping
Cruise Blues? Before we get to further electronic celeb pie throwing, let's check in on a dude who's essentially just one big walking banana-cream recipient these days. Tom Cruise-you may have heard of him, Katie Holmes' hubby?-has not been making the best movie choices, as of late. See Lions for Lambs? Yeah, neither did anybody else.
Now, I dunno, maybe the boyish job Tommy's got lined up later, The Hardy Men, with Ben Stiller, will help put T.C. back toward the cinematic top, who the ef knows? What I do have knowledge of is this: Sources who have seen footage from Cruise's upcoming Nazi era flick, Valkyrie, say that after the movie's release, Cruise's career "will be over."
Yikes, sounds awfully damning. Why such a hideous predic? "Because [Cruise] sounds like he's doing a high school version of 'Springtime for Hitler,' " bitched our superconnected insider.
"And then, as if that's not enough, you should see Cruise's scenes with the other actors."
How very dire. I'm actually depressed. Say it ain't so, please. Want Tom so to get his Oscar one day!
http://www.eonline.com/print/index.jsp?uuid=62046e85-2806-44f2-9fc0-bc4eb7fccf6b&contentType=awfulTruth
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. He seems to
play himself in every role anyway...


