Wow. $cientologist spin is amaaaazing. From OCMB, this is what Co$ bigwigs are telling the poor schmucks. Wonder how the sorry bastards will explain Feb.
10th???
Oh, and Davey has replaced L.Wrong's statue with his own? Isn't that high treason or something?
Don't be silly. My Case Supervisor just got all of us on staff (here
at the org) together and explained exactly what has been happening on
the internet and around the world (we aren't permitted access to
computers or tv's (or books) so we don't get enturbulated by all the
entheta).
Here's what we now Know: Tom Cruise did a video. He placed it on the
internet. It was such a hit that in 2 or 3 days it was being played
all over the internet. The church was thrilled with this internet
acceptance. Then an autobiography of Tom was released and immediately
became the NY Times Bestseller. The book highlights the power beauty
and goodness of our church. The world is in awe of us right now (most
of the staff blushed upon hearing this).
Stats are going through the roof. The CS says that we will probably
have nearly 12 million new scientology members within the next 12
months owing to the excitement on the internet and in the newspapers
around the world about the church of scientology owing to the
remarkable presence and poise of our number one man, Tom Cruise.
After we all stood up and applauded the statue of David Miscaviage
(Rons statue was replaced by Davids last week) the CS told us to get
back to work.
We did so (in secret glee).
A Scientologist that KNOWS the TRUTH
Oh, and Davey has replaced L.Wrong's statue with his own? Isn't that high treason or something?
Don't be silly. My Case Supervisor just got all of us on staff (here
at the org) together and explained exactly what has been happening on
the internet and around the world (we aren't permitted access to
computers or tv's (or books) so we don't get enturbulated by all the
entheta).
Here's what we now Know: Tom Cruise did a video. He placed it on the
internet. It was such a hit that in 2 or 3 days it was being played
all over the internet. The church was thrilled with this internet
acceptance. Then an autobiography of Tom was released and immediately
became the NY Times Bestseller. The book highlights the power beauty
and goodness of our church. The world is in awe of us right now (most
of the staff blushed upon hearing this).
Stats are going through the roof. The CS says that we will probably
have nearly 12 million new scientology members within the next 12
months owing to the excitement on the internet and in the newspapers
around the world about the church of scientology owing to the
remarkable presence and poise of our number one man, Tom Cruise.
After we all stood up and applauded the statue of David Miscaviage
(Rons statue was replaced by Davids last week) the CS told us to get
back to work.
We did so (in secret glee).
A Scientologist that KNOWS the TRUTH
