PLEASE FORGIVE ME, IN ADVANCE, IF THIS HAS BEEN ADDRESSED ELSEWHERE ON THE BOARD. AFTER ALL, I'M JUST A GUY.
While sitting on the porcelin throne at my girlfriend's last night, I glimpsed the cover of (I believe) a recent issue of Star magazine. Evidently,
Ms. Britney Spears has wed, in Mexico, that sneaky-looking photographer dude she'd been "dating".
I don't mean to rain on the happy couple's parade, but a couple things struck me as odd:
1.) Isn't Batshitney still, legally, under her Daddy's control, per the courts?
2.) And if she is, then isn't Photog breaking more than a couple of laws by wedding a woman who has been diagnosed as mentally unstable? Wouldn't said
wedding be, for that reason, null and void?
3.) If Photog did, in fact, take Batshitney over the border into Mexico, isn't he in deep-ass hot water legally? If she's under Daddy's control,
then wouldn't Photog need Daddy's permission to take Batshitney to the corner Dairy Queen for a milkshake, let alone to another country for whatever
reason?
I'll leave these burning issues to you legal eagles out there. Of course, considering that this was the Star, it might all be a big pile of
bullsh*t. But at this point, whatever's going on, Tom Cruise is starting to look downright normal next to this stale Pop Tart.
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Posts: 668 02/19/08 13:49:26 |
I thought the dude was married?
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Posts: 1279 02/19/08 13:55:12 |
I was under the impression that her estate, meaning her holdings are under the control of her dad. (???). I'm not sure if her person is.
And yeah, I thought homeboy was married! It seems to me that Brit can't move into any relationship without being married. I think based upon her upbringing she needs to marry to legitimize the sex she has with these men. She's not seeing marriage as the vehicle to spirituality and growth it's supposed to be. This poor child needs help.
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Posts: 1597 02/19/08 14:05:25 |
SistaBigBones wrote: This situation reminds me of what someone reportedly said to Elizabeth Taylor (8 marriages): "Liz, you don't have to marry every man you sleep with." |
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Posts: 883 02/19/08 14:10:46 |
boo997 wrote: . . .the plot sickens. 
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Posts: 1459 02/19/08 14:34:22 |
How would she be able to even get to Mexico anonymously? Plus, her pap boyfiend would call a select few fellow pap friends and give them the
"exclusive", if it actually did happen. The Star is full of it, it would seem.
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Posts: 9096 02/19/08 17:22:33 |
In other Britney news, there was another photo of her taken today flashing her bare crotch to the photogs. YUCK!
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Posts: 3932 02/19/08 17:28:26 |
My understanding is that she did have a ceremony, but it isn't legal. Her parents got the conservatorship after she came back from Mexico.
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Posts: 1597 02/19/08 17:31:16 |
KidLawless77 wrote: Um...where? I need another reminder of what a vagina looks like. It's been a while since I've seen one in the flesh. |
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Posts: 1116 02/19/08 21:56:39 |
Why is she pathologically incapable of wearing underwear? Does she have some sort of exhibitionist disorder as well as the (alleged) bipolar? Or is she just a
famewhore, plain and simple?
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Posts: 277 02/20/08 03:06:28 |
Sheesh ... Britney could use Tom & Katie's photoshop expert!
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Posts: 800 02/20/08 09:25:40 |
Rene Lafayette wrote: It's also rumored she's pregnant and that is why Ma & Pa finally stepped in. I don't know, I can't stand to look at pictures of her.
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Posts: 883 02/22/08 10:52:13 |
I found this pic the other day when I came across the picture of bald Batshitney. I know you Cameron-haters out there will enjoy it. When Spears shaved her
head, it was a symptom of mental illness; for Cameron, who's a tad 'eccentric' (reportedly) herself , I think this would be a cool look:
 After all, it worked for Sinead O'Connor.
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Posts: 9673 02/22/08 11:06:13 |
ruby wrote: Hyper-sexuality and exhibitionism are among the hallmarks of bipolar disorder. I recently heard (from an impeccable source within the psych community -- which was probably unethical, by the way, but there it is) that she was actually diagnosed with bipolar disorder years ago, but she took medication to control it. She went off her medication when she became pregnant with Sean Preston, stayed off it with Jaden, and now refuses to go back on it. As much as I enjoy making fun of her, this makes sense and I think I'm going to lay off her for awhile.
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She's not our best representative.
