Cruisin' for a Usin'!
Wouldn't be too surprised if The Hardy Boys does
not turn out to be Tom Cruise's next flick. You know, that comedy with Ben Stiller that Katie's other banged
half had planned? Must say we're terribly relieved on this one, what with recent whispered whatevers that this baby ain't exactly high in gear
for the big-toothed legend, as had been previously reported. I think-as I've said many a bitching time-that Mr. C needs to devote himself entirely to
a sinister role (supporting, even) to nab that Oscar. And yes, I seem to be the only one left on planet Delirious who thinks he'll one day get this
butt-naked accolade.
Becky B, my copilot in all things pissy, disagrees entirely with my snit course for T.C. She thinks Tommy-babe actually should stick with comedy. She says she finds the dude to be too out of breath in all this action stuff he's doing. Yes, 45 is such an ancient age, is it not? Just as youth can be cruel. B.B. prolly thinks Tom needs Viagra just to empty the trash.
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