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FengShoe

Aaaanddd... The Predictable Suri Pimping Begins

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04/02/08 10:15:57

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CTC couldn't just take his daughter to the park to play. No. There had to be PR involved. He makes me sick!!! Continually using his child as a PR prop.

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April 02, 2008

OK! Exclusive: Suri Is Tom's Salvation

(bauergriffinonline.com)

Say what you want about Tom Cruise's wacky ways, his belief in scientology, and his previously over the top romance with wife Katie Holmes. As soon as he scoops his adorable daughter Suri (who turns 2 on April 18) up in his arms, you can't help but admire the love the star clearly has for his little girl.

"She is Daddy's little girl, and he doesn't know what he'd do without her," a friend of the Cruises tells OK!. "It has been the toughest patch Tom has had since his divorce from Nicole Kidman, Katie [Holmes] has been there for him, of course, and she's his rock, but when you see him with Suri, you just melt. He adores her."

On March 25, Tom and Suri enjoyed some father/daughter time at an L.A. playground, where eyewitnesses say Tom clearly radiated affection as he watched Suri playing with the other children.

"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw them," a parkgoer tells OK!. "Suri was dressed up in this beautiful outfit and was down in the sand playing just like any other kid. Tom was letting her do her own thing, following her around just like any dad would.

"He briefly spoke with a few of the other parents, shook a few hands and exchanged smiles. It looked like he wanted to give her a little playground outing." (IN FULL VIEW OF THE PRESS, OF COURSE. The Bastard!)

At one point when Suri started to cry, a witness says, "Tom scooped her up, cuddled her and gave her several kisses on her cheek. It was very loving. Tom obviously cares deeply about that little girl."

For the full scoop on Tom and Suri, including four pages of beautiful photos of their day in the park, pick up the new issue of OK! - on sale everywhere Thursday!

http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/5647
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maum

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04/02/08 10:21:46

That picture really freaks me out.

Nice to see Tom's children were included in that loving outing.... not.

Seems that he sidelining KAK after all, it's all about him and his precious girl. Barf.

What pisses me off is that some people are going to gush and ooh and aah at the pictures, and not wonder why you never read such stupid articles about other celeb dads.

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psychoticstate

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04/02/08 10:23:32

On March 25, Tom and Suri enjoyed some father/daughter time at an L.A. playground, where eyewitnesses say Tom clearly radiated affection as he watched Suri playing with the other children.

Yeah, with Suri in a party dress. Absolutely no way this event was micromanaged and staged at all. No way.

Note to Cruise Camp: Bitches, please. If we don't agree that Cocktail is one of the greatest movies ever made (and we don't), we're not buying into your sugary sweet, gag us with cupcakes unplanned and normal "family outing".

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RunawayKate

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04/02/08 10:25:13

So the responsibility for MTP's "salvation" is soley Suri's responsibility? He doesn't know where he'd be without her?! Um... what he'd BE is a FATHER to his OTHER 2 KIDS?!?!?!

I think it's a privilege to call yourself a Katian. So for me it really is KKW (Keeping Katie from Working). It's something that...I don't mince words with that. With anything that Sheila does. Being a Katian, when you drive past a good celebrity trainwreck, it's not like anyone else... As you drive past, you know you have to stop and make a new t-shirt because you know you're the only one that can... It's not just me. It's YOU, it's everyone out there re-reading KKW and looking at what needs to be done and saying, "OK. Am I gonna buy a shirt or am I not gonna buy one?"... We are the authorities on celebrity trainwreck merchandise... we can rehabilitate fashion victims...
I have to tell you something - it is rough and tumble, and it's wild and wooly, and it's a blast, it's a blast...

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whitby98

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04/02/08 10:29:07

I know the age thing has been beaten to death, but here are my two cents. I'm not a mom so I'm not very good at estimating the ages of children. But I was recently at a birthday party with a co-worker whose daughter will be 2 in May and there is NO WAY IN HELL that Suri is turning 2. It is so freaking obvious, even to someone like me who doesn't have children.

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princesspeach

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04/02/08 10:43:56

Okay, so here it is without the annoying photo blocking out half of the text, with my comments in italics:

Say what you want about Tom Cruise's wacky ways, his belief in scientology, and his previously over the top romance with wife Katie Holmes. As soon as he scoops his adorable daughter Suri (who turns 2 on April 18) up in his arms, you can't help but admire the love the star clearly has for his little girl. (If she turns 2, then I turn 25 on the same day.)

"She is Daddy's little girl, and he doesn't know what he'd do without her," a friend of the Cruises tells OK!. "It has been the toughest patch Tom has had since his divorce from Nicole Kidman, Katie [Holmes] has been there for him, of course, and she's his rock, but when you see him with Suri, you just melt. He adores her." Funny that they just say, "It" without actually illuminating what "it" is. I'm guessing, his whole life and career is "it".

On March 25, Tom and Suri enjoyed some father/daughter time at an L.A. playground, where eyewitnesses say Tom clearly radiated affection as he watched Suri playing with the other children.

"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw them," a parkgoer tells OK!. "Suri was dressed up in this beautiful outfit and was down in the sand playing just like any other kid. Tom was letting her do her own thing, following her around just like any dad would. Any other dad would have at least put the kid in play clothes and not have brought a team of paparazzi along

"He briefly spoke with a few of the other parents, shook a few hands and exchanged smiles. It looked like he wanted to give her a little playground outing." Because she's never had one before. No wonder he didn't know what kind of clothes to put on her.

At one point when Suri started to cry, a witness says, "Tom scooped her up, cuddled her and gave her several kisses on her cheek. It was very loving. Tom obviously cares deeply about that little girl." Aack! Call the OSA! RPF!! You're NOT supposed to acknowledge or soothe any kind of distress in your "little adult", Tommyboy!!

For the full scoop on Tom and Suri, including four pages of beautiful photos of their day in the park, pick up the new issue of OK! - on sale everywhere Thursday!

Today's Deep Thoughts

A day without sunshine is like night.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Kitsch In Sink.

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OUSOONERMOMMY

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04/02/08 10:45:20

Yes, that child is not 1. bull$hit cough>

Why the hell is she wearing SANDALS to a planned park photo op? She was probably crying because there were rocks in her shoes. That's when you pull out the Stride Rite tennies.

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princesspeach

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04/02/08 10:47:34

The parks in L.A. have sand in their playgrounds and the kids usually play in bare feet, unless it's hot. Sandals are pretty much normal for L.A. parks in nice weather. The DRESS though...no.

Today's Deep Thoughts

A day without sunshine is like night.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Kitsch In Sink.

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OUSOONERMOMMY

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04/02/08 10:51:15

True, my kids wear Crocs on occasion to the park when it is hot, but they can go sit in the grass and take them off and shake them out. Even my girl can and she is 18 months. Not so with strappy sandals. Those just don't look comfy.

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statkika06

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04/02/08 10:54:51

I think that's from the same ~~photo-op~~ outing as the pic in the WHERE'S SURI thread. Still creeps me out after marconi pointed out that he looks like he's seducing her . . .

This is what 'Not Amused' looks like.

Last Edited By: statkika06 04/02/08 11:09:13. Edited 1 time.

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ScarletGirl

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04/02/08 10:58:49

"It has been the toughest patch Tom has had since his divorce from Nicole Kidman, Katie [Holmes] has been there for him, of course, and she's his rock, but when you see him with Suri, you just melt. He adores her." Funny that they just say, "It" without actually illuminating what "it" is. I'm guessing, his whole life and career is "it".

Seriously. And what a pandering, insulting statement. Translation: "See, America: if you hate on Tom Cruise, you're hating on fatherhood. And children. And playdates in the park. Don't you feel horrible now, Commies? Now go support Tom or Suri will suffer."

Me to OK: "Bite me."

So I'm guessing this four-page photo spread will actually show this alleged interaction between Suri and the other ~~Scientology midget actors~~ children? And, if there really are photos--that conveniently no other agency got or posted on line in the last week--is there any doubt, as has been said but bears repeating, that this was 100% staged?

Nice try, Tiny, but no cigar.

Last Edited By: ScarletGirl 04/02/08 11:17:53. Edited 1 time.

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FengShoe

*sigh*

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04/02/08 11:15:00

I guess it's up to us, once again, to show TommyGirl how "normal" fathers do it.

This is how "real daddies" interact with their children. They dress them in regular clothes, and talk and laugh and eat and interact like real human beings. They do NOT "nuzzle" them like "they are sooo much in love," and do not call a friggin press conference. (Oh, and take note, sometimes, the daddies actually bring along the mommies (also dressed in playclothes) to the outings.

TOM. PAY ATTENTION. We know you have difficulty reading, so look at the pictures:

Ryan & Deacon

Ryan, Ava, Reese & Deacon

Ben, Jen & Violet

Chris Henchy & Rowan

Even super f*ckup Charlie Sheen is a more convincing loving daddy than you, Tom. Tsk. Tsk.

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Gwen, Gavin & Kingston

Even K-Fed puts you to shame, Tommy... (he even spends casual play time with kids from his former marriage as well as Sean & Jaden - and not suit& tie/fancy restaurant photo ops!)

Matthew & James

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Chris & Apple

Julia, Danny & Finn

Brad & Shiloh:

Brad and Z:

Brad & Gang:

"Nearly everyone can stand adversity, but if you want to test a person's character, give them power." Abraham Lincoln

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RunawayKate

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04/02/08 12:00:09

I also had to LOL at the comment that Katie "is his rock." Katie, my friends, looks like she can barely hold herself up thesedays, nevermind being the "rock" to anyone! Oh, that's right, I forgot... she's a tigress.

I think it's a privilege to call yourself a Katian. So for me it really is KKW (Keeping Katie from Working). It's something that...I don't mince words with that. With anything that Sheila does. Being a Katian, when you drive past a good celebrity trainwreck, it's not like anyone else... As you drive past, you know you have to stop and make a new t-shirt because you know you're the only one that can... It's not just me. It's YOU, it's everyone out there re-reading KKW and looking at what needs to be done and saying, "OK. Am I gonna buy a shirt or am I not gonna buy one?"... We are the authorities on celebrity trainwreck merchandise... we can rehabilitate fashion victims...
I have to tell you something - it is rough and tumble, and it's wild and wooly, and it's a blast, it's a blast...

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nanuq

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04/02/08 12:31:29

Any kind of "tough patch" this asshole has gone through in the last 20 years is entirely of his own making.

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marconi

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04/02/08 12:44:13

Four pages for a day at a park? Wow, I don't think I've heard of any celeb getting four pages for taking their kid to a park! Tom must be paying them majah moolah. I can't wait to see how photo shopped all of these "natural" pictures are.

Oh, and Statkika- I could say something even worse that would make you never want to see that picture ever again!

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KidLawless77

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04/02/08 13:31:46

marconi wrote:
Four pages for a day at a park? Wow, I don't think I've heard of any celeb getting four pages for taking their kid to a park!

No kidding! Hell, even the Jolie-Pitt kids don't get 4 pages. BTW, where are these other kids that Slurpi is supposedly playing with? Are they invisible?

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tomali02

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04/02/08 13:49:00

I'm sorry but I'm not even going to put into words what ideas this picture conjures up. What kind of a father holds his daughter like this?

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princesspeach

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04/02/08 13:58:46

KidLawless77 wrote:

marconi wrote:
Four pages for a day at a park? Wow, I don't think I've heard of any celeb getting four pages for taking their kid to a park!
No kidding! Hell, even the Jolie-Pitt kids don't get 4 pages. BTW, where are these other kids that Slurpi is supposedly playing with? Are they invisible?

No. They're just unimportant. It's not about Suri anyway. She's just a prop.

Poor little thing. I think she's adorable, and even if she wasn't, she deserves far better than the hand she's been dealt.

Today's Deep Thoughts

A day without sunshine is like night.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Kitsch In Sink.

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nanuq

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04/02/08 14:36:11

tomali02 wrote:
I'm sorry but I'm not even going to put into words what ideas this picture conjures up. What kind of a father holds his daughter like this?

Phony, clueless preening schmoe of a father?

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princesspeach

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04/02/08 15:56:08

tomali02 wrote:
I'm sorry but I'm not even going to put into words what ideas this picture conjures up. What kind of a father holds his daughter like this?

Funny. He never looked like that with KAK, even when they were supposedly still in their "honeymoon stage".

Today's Deep Thoughts

A day without sunshine is like night.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Kitsch In Sink.

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KidLawless77

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04/02/08 15:59:30

That photo is so f****ing creepy. Slurpi looks like she wants to run away!

ETA: I know I've asked this a thousand times but can anyone ever recall MTP pimping out his older kids this way? I cannot.

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