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Here's another one - I love how they all think he is a liar (there is a youtube embedded in the article if you want to watch the interview) http://glosslip.com/2008/05/05/tom-cruise-and-oprah-rematch-part-1-or-when-wealthy-folks-visit-each-other/:

So here it is sweeties. Your play by play of Friday's Oprah Interview with Tom Cruise. I should state for the record that in general, I tend to be sympathetic of Oprah. She's not perfect and she has, I think, lousy taste in reading material, but I've always liked her and she reminds me of my stepmother, so I tend to cut her slack. However, she managed to break the bonds of my patience this time, although she had the help of Mr. Cruise.

From the start of the interview it was like some nightmarish Robin Leach "When Wealthy Folk Visit Each Other". Both Katie and Tom were on hand to welcome The Oprah and guide her in to "the mudroom", where Chez Cruise had provided Oprah with her own brass plated cubby with her own monogrammed slippers to wear around the house. "Let me know if these aren't comfortable," says Tom. "I can always get you something else," which somehow brings to mind a sweatshop in back full of pre-clears busily sewing Oprah labels on the back of an infinite number of slippers. Katie gives her totally authentic sounding contractually obligated "I love you" before leaving to "take the kids into town".

Others have commented on Oprah's somewhat tacky obsession, possibly even mania, with money and expensive things. Girlfriend is always bringing up the Benjamins, and not necessarily to her credit. Anyone remember the time she interviewed Anderson Cooper, whose old money mom Gloria Vanderbilt was in the audience, and she started going on about how she's always impressed by people who don't have to work who do make something of themselves? You could just see that Cooper was so appalled and mortified. It was a car crash of old money and the nouveau riche.

I'm afraid this unseemly aspect of her personality was in full force. First, she walks in to the huge spotless multi-jillion dollar kitchen which is possibly bigger than the average person's home and says "It's just SO NORMAL and kitchen like!" and then proceeds to compliment the wood paneled refrigerator. Show of hands of everyone out there with their fridge paneled to match the rest of their solid oak kitchen. Later, when Tom is showing her all his scripts, which he's had leather bound, she becomes almost apoplectic over how much he could get for these on eBay, which she insists on repeating multiple times. It was not attractive.

Possibly my favorite moment of "When Wealthy Folk Visit Each Other" comes after visiting the gym, the toy wing, the spotless kitchen and then the dining room, Oprah tells Tom why she loves his home, and this is a direct quote: "[it's] so earthy and so simple…Oh! There's the photo that Annie Liebowitz did [of TomKat & Suri for Vanity Fair]". Uh, yeah. I'm not going to ask for a show of hands for how many of you have an Annie Liebowitz portrait of yourselves on your earthy, simple dining room wall.

Lots of other sites offer a play by play of "the Interview" that follows. Oprah does bring up the "tough" questions, though you get the sense that Tom had received a list of them weeks before hand. As I watched the interview, I realized something about the way Cruise handles interviews which I've never witnessed so clearly before. Cruise has two ways of answering questions. Well, technically three.

One is to recite a very carefully rehearsed anecdote which has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Hence we get him telling the (highly suspicious) sounding story of how he himself carefully waxed the floor so his socks would slide for that shot in Risky Business, and later the oh so cute story about how he dressed up like Santa but his genius daughter Suri saw through his sham immediately.

The second similar way he has of answering questions is to repeat a carefully rehearsed sound bite. Thus he repeatedly said in answer to the Oprah Q&A about Brooke Shields "It came out wrong" and "It should be up to the parents". Since we're talking about Tom accusing Brooke of ruining her career by taking anti-depressants, and no one said a darn thing about giving drugs to kids, it sounded really weird.

The third way he had of answering questions is to simply repeat the question he's just been asked in the form of a statement. "Were you surprised?" "Oh…yeah…I was totally…you know…surprised….absolutely surprised." "Were you prepared [for the crazy fame that followed Risky Business]? I mean, how could you be?" "Oh, no, no, of course not….how could anyone be…prepared" God, I wanted to slap him myself through the TV, and though I haven't been giving Oprah credit for much in this dog and pony show, I do give her credit for not smacking him.

He declined to say anything substantive about Scientology except "I think it's best for people to read about it for themselves," and then quickly reassured the world that respect for other religions is an absolute tenant of faith for Scientology, and OF COURSE he believes in God. I was particularly interested in how he handled Oprah's questions about whether he was preventing Nicole from having access to the children. He described their relationship as "good, easy", and "we share custody, that's what we do." Then, in case we didn't get that, he said again that they "share custody, whenever". So, whenever what? Whenever Nicole makes up her mind to move back to LA and stops behaving like a Suppressive Person?

Honestly, it's hard to tell sometimes if Cruise is a lousy liar or just a lousy interview. Perhaps it's the same difference. I have no doubt that he'll be totally controlled and perfect for Monday's chapter in front of a live audience, especially since the whole point of the show is to laud him for a movie which most people barely remember from twenty five years ago. Yay! Let's pretend we all care! Yay!

I don't think I can bear to watch it. Best of luck to you if you manage!!