This Monday's episode has a scene in which two characters, Dan and Blair are having a conversation. Dan has just found out that his little sister Jenny's boyfriend Asher is gay and he caught him kissing another boy. Well, Asher is not coming clean about the whole kiss thing. Dan's g/friend's BFF Blair confronts Dan as she and Jenny's are arch rivals. The conversation goes something like this:
Blair: "Dan Humphrey, just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You're dirty."
Dan: "Ahhh, what are you talking about?"
Blair: "Cheating. Drinking. Drugs. It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did squeaky clean Humphrey even come up with that?"
Dan: "I didn't come up with anything."
Blair: "Oh my God. You know something."
Dan: "Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy."
Blair: "Who was he kissing?"
Dan: "I couldn't see, but what does that even matter?"
Blair: "Right now Gossip Girls credibility is the same as Tensing Mortimer's after a few martinis, but if I can prove that his duplicity is more than just a rumor then they'll break up. That is what you want, isn't' it?"
Dan: "Well, yah, I guess."
Blair: "He's just using your sister as a cover, it's your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes."


I almost fell off of
the couch. To think, CCC has gone so far as to pay off Oprah for some good PR and this is the result. 






