This is through the looking glass and beyond:
http://defamer.com/388276/dina-lohan-is-this-years-most-outstanding-mother-says-cleavage+bearig-xlong-island-mommy-cult
I'll bet she's one of those "cool moms".
I also love the way the author manages to drag Scientology into this; good work.
http://defamer.com/388276/dina-lohan-is-this-years-most-outstanding-mother-says-cleavage+bearig-xlong-island-mommy-cult
Proving our hunches that we are indeed living in Bizarro World, last night Dina Lohan, master momager/pimp and bestest friend to all her angelic children, received an award naming her Outstanding Mother of the Year. As you'll see in this clip, a ceremony celebrating super-duper moms like Dina was held in what appears to be The Roxy: Long Island Chain, crowded with cleavage-baring mothers dancing awkwardly to techno beats. Naturally the question needing an answer pronto is: why Dina? OK! nabbed an answer from the group's spokesperson: "We're just honoring celebrities' moms on Long Island...It's a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children." And how did this kooky group of "Mingling Moms" come to the decision that Dina was The One? Their President's very Scientology-like answer, plus more details on Dina's tipsy date and how the Momager herself justified the honor bestowed upon her, after the jump.This says it all:
I'll bet she's one of those "cool moms".
I also love the way the author manages to drag Scientology into this; good work.
